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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what
you're doing immediately!
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Brooke:
Hack at your own risk, hackers.
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♪♪
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[ Audience cheers ]
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Hey, guys.
Thank you so much
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for helping me plan Shelly's
surprise birthday barbecue.
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Of course. Slayer,
how's the grill looking?
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Any room for this corn?
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I just put these burgers
and dogs on,
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so it's gonna be a while.
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Whatever.
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[ Audience laugh track ]
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Not so fast.
I got a cool corn hack.
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Just boil some water,
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then pour the water over
the corn in a cooler.
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And it cooks
all the corn at once.
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Not bad, hack.
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[ Audience cheers ]
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-Hey, guys!
-All: Surprise!
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Oh, my gosh!
You're so sweet!
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And speaking of sweet,
meet Jett, my date.
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What's up,
fellow teenagers?
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[ Record needle scratches,
audience gasps ]
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Her what?
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♪♪
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Brooke: Tonight...
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Kevin: Now that's
the neighbor's problem.
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...on "hack my life"...
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Brooke: ...Cellphone cases
are so expensive.
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Kevin: But we test a hack
to protect your phone.
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Three, two, one!
Gah!
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What?!
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Brooke:
Who has time to vacuum?
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We'll see if this hack works
or if it totally blows.
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Kevin: Plus a hack so good,
you won't believe your eyes.
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That's a [bleep]
hardcore hack.
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Hope you're hungry,
'cause we're serving up hacks.
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Bon appétit.
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Brooke:
This is "hack my life."
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[ Chuckles ] 21 points
for the word "hackify."
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That's not bad,
but it's not great
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because check out the high score
for "hacksperiment."
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[ Echoing ] No!
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Oh, kev, not again.
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I have a problem.
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Yeah, yeah. You do.
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And that's why today
we're going to test out
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an "unbreakable
phone case" hack.
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See just how far
we can take it.
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This is hack it
to the limit.
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Here on
hack it to the limit,
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we not only test out hacks
to find out if they work,
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but we take them to the next
level until they fail.
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Today, we'll be testing a hack
to protect phone screens
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from Kevin by making
a hot-glue phone case.
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First things first,
we've got some sandwich bags,
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some scotch tape --
of course, some hot glue,
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the hot-glue gun itself,
a utility knife, and a phone.
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So let's take
our sandwich bag
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and go ahead and stuff
the phone on into her.
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Okay.
Doesn't matter which way.
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Yeah, well, you want
a nice, tight fit.
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Because, actually,
this bag
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is going to serve
as the case to the phone.
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I see. Okay.
So we're taping this down?
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-Yeah.
-One here.
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-Hmm. Sort of got it. Okay.
-Yeah.
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Okay, phase one complete.
We have our phone in our bag.
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Now we need to apply
some hot glue.
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We just want to
make sure everything
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sort of connects
at multiple points.
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That way, should you drop
your cellphone,
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all that impact
is going to be absorbed
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and shared amongst
all of the hot glue.
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Cut out the area around
the screen, then peel away.
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-Oh, my god, Kevin.
-Oh, look at that.
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[ Harp plays ]
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How well do you think this hack
is going to hold up?
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Uh, I say it doesn't get
past chest height.
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Wow!
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I believe we are chucking this
hot-glue cellphone case
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out of a second-story window,
and it will survive unscathed!
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Take that,
big cellphone case.
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-Kev?
-Yeah?
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Moment of truth
number one.
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If it looks like
I'm concerned, I'm not,
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because I know that this
hack is going to work
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and it's --
oh, my god!
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♪♪
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Ohhhh! Ha-ha!
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One of three!
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That's a hot hack.
Hot like the hot glue.
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Ha-ha!
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Phone's up!
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I'm dropping the phone
in three...
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Two...one
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gah!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ] What?!
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You had -- it dropped,
and it spun, and it pah!
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And it's fine!
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-All right.
-I mean, you saw it!
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You saw --
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-[ cackling ]
-All right.
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One of us did not think
we would make it this far.
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You got lucky.
That was amazing.
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-Don't spike it.
-I'm not going to spike it.
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-Just a drop.
-I'm not going to spike it.
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All right. Let's watch.
Let's watch, okay?
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-Okay. Uh-huh.
-In three...Two...
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Wait. Why are you
dropping it like that?
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-Well, it can fl--
-okay. All right.
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Fine. Okay.
All right.
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I -- I'll pretend like
I'm texting, and whoop!
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Okay?
In three, two, one.
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♪♪
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Ohh! Oh, wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Uh...
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Team hot glue.
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That's an intact
cellphone case!
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That's an intact
cellphone case!
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And an intact screen!
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There's nothing --
it -- I heard it!
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-Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.
-It's fine!
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That's hardcore. That's
a [bleep] hardcore hack.
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We hacked into...
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-Brooke!
-I'm dead!
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I'm bones now.
That hack was so good!
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That actually worked!
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The hack worked!
The screen is fine!
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The hot-glue cellphone case
hack is amazing.
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This thing survived
three phases of testing.
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We dropped it from chest-high,
from a ladder,
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from a
second-story window!
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Hot-glue cellphone case.
Hacked it to the limit.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Projector running ]
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Narrator: Correction fluid.
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Concealer of typos,
savior of poor spellers,
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but would you believe
it's a hack from history?
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Dallas. 1951.
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Electric typewriters make it
faster and easier than ever
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to make typos.
Woman: Oh, [bleep]!
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Single mom Bette nesmith
is a secretary for a Texas bank.
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To make ends meet,
she paints holiday scenes
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in the bank's window.
Damn it!
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One typo-filled day,
inspiration struck.
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Rather than start over,
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Bette grabs a brush
and paints over the mistakes.
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Did I just have a brush
with greatness?
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At home,
Bette blends white paint
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with rubbing alcohol
for a quick dry.
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Bette and her son, Mike,
bottle the mixture
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and gift it to her co-workers.
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I call it
"mistake out."
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It's a hit.
Correction fluid is born.
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Flash-forward to...1956.
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Bette is actually fired
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for making a typo
on a bank document.
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Oh, the irony.
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She makes correction fluid
her full-time job
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and rebrands it liquid paper.
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23 years later, she sells
the company for millions.
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The best mistake
I ever made.
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And her son, Mike nesmith,
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grows up to join a little band
called the monkees,
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which has nothing to do
with hacks.
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It's just a crazy fact.
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So here's to you,
correction fluid.
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You're used less often
in the age of smartphones
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but remain a great
hack from history!
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Brooke: Up next,
we test three viewer hacks
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for wilted flowers.
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Which will have
the best flower power?
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-Whoa! Whoo!
-Oh, look at that.
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And...
Charge!
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...who has time
to vacuum?
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We test using
an indoor leaf-blower
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to clean up in a jiffy,
so stick around.
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♪♪
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Wow, preppy. I can't believe
Shelly brought a date
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to the surprise barbecue
you threw her.
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When Shelly suggested
that we go on a break,
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I thought she meant
spring break.
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[ Audience laugh track ]
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Thank you so much
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for throwing me this
awesome birthday barbecue.
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Jett's thrown tons
of surprise parties.
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He's in college.
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, you look...Older.
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Uh, ready for
a burger, Shelly?
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I put all the condiments you
could want in this muffin tin.
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Just an easy way to
keep the line moving.
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Not much of a line here,
though, is there?
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[ Audience oohs ]
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Ooh, look how grimy
that grill is.
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-I --
-see this onion?
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Watch how it takes all the
grime off the hot grill.
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Shelly:
Wow! Cool hack!
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[ Audience oohs ]
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[ Scoffs ] I'm toast.
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♪♪
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Before us are three
beautiful roses
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that have clearly seen
some better days.
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Yeah, kev, if someone
gave me flowers like this,
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I'd throw them
in their face.
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These are horrible.
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-No, you wouldn't.
-You're right.
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I don't get flowers
that often.
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Okay, well, you can't
have these, either.
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These are for science.
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Today we're testing out
three hacks
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that will hopefully revitalize
these dying flowers,
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and whichever hack
breathes the most life
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into these droopy petals
over the course of one hour
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will receive
our coveted...
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Both:
Hack seal of approval!
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This is hack mail.
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Our first hack comes from
Martin in Cleveland, Ohio.
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Martin writes...
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A little blue pill?
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We'll try and scrape up a
Viagra if we can find it.
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I'm gonna go check our medicine
cabinet or something,
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and see what's going on.
-Yeah. Oh, that's so funny.
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They just pulled that
out of your bag. What?
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They just pulled that
out of Kevin's set locker.
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Oh, they must be reusing
a bottle with my name on it,
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because it's our show,
and it's part of the segment.
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They...dolled it up.
So...
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So we got a little magic
blue pill ground up right here.
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We're going to go ahead and pour
it into this little bottle.
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-Okay, great.
-Yep.
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Give it a little swirl.
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Good...the gums.
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-Great.
-Whoo!
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Our second hack comes from Sam
in worcester, Massachusetts.
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He says...
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There it is.
See if it's the right kind of warm.
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This is definitely
warm water.
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Okay. And just
switch it out.
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-Sure. Bloop!
-Great. There you go, bud.
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This one's relaxing
in its jacuzzi.
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Okay, so,
those need an hour.
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Our third and final hack comes
from Tracy in Chicago, Illinois.
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So let's get these
flowers drunk.
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-Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug!
-Okay.
253
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Let's add a little vodka
to the vase.
254
00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,466
-Mommy can handle her booze.
-Mm-hmm.
255
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,150
[ Slurring ] The Rose
feels prettier at least.
256
00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:15,473
I mean, sure.
257
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,080
Even if it doesn't look better,
it's just like...
258
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,196
-Pretty enough.
-[ Normal voice ] Okay.
259
00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:22,383
Everything's
locked and loaded.
260
00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,376
-Yeah.
-They each need about an hour.
261
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,366
So we're going to step out while
our crew films their progress.
262
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,430
[ Rattling ]
263
00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:33,216
Okay, all three hacks had
an hour to do their magic.
264
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,250
Why don't we start
with the vihaxra?
265
00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:37,203
Big reveal time
for the vihaxra.
266
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,423
And...
267
00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:40,230
-Ohh.
-Yowzers.
268
00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,996
That's rough-looking.
269
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,423
We've got some time-lapse video,
so let's take a look.
270
00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:47,130
Here we go. Oop.
271
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,476
-Is there a little movement?
-I saw a little movement.
272
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,126
-That was it.
-Is it? Oh, yeah.
273
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,296
It was like the tiniest --
it was like, "not today."
274
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:59,083
Something tells me that the
chemicals in this man-pill...
275
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,416
-Mm-hmm.
-...Weren't suited for a Rose.
276
00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:03,020
No. Let's take a look
at the warm-water hack
277
00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,230
and see how it performed.
Okay.
278
00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:07,126
Let's go ahead and reveal
the warm-water hack.
279
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,366
-And...
-Ohh.
280
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,230
Oh, no. Looks like
someone forgot
281
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:12,096
to get the old guy
out of the steam room.
282
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,153
Take it to the tape.
283
00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:16,403
The warm water kind of
steaming up the glass.
284
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,423
-That's --
-a little bit of a tilt.
285
00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,350
It worked, but then
it wilted again.
286
00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:22,083
It was just like, if you
want to stay on profile,
287
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,266
it's just like,
"hey! Back to sleep."
288
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,350
That is, uh, just about
as bad as the vihaxra.
289
00:11:26,383 --> 00:11:28,123
I mean...
290
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,170
That brings us
to the vodka hack. Okay.
291
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,280
Let's see if the
vodka hack holds.
292
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,426
-You ready?
-Okay. Yeah. Big reveal.
293
00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:36,326
Whoa!
That looks incredible.
294
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,416
-Oh, look at that.
-We got a winner.
295
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:41,330
I mean, that doesn't --
these two look so bad.
296
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,096
It's kind of unbelievable.
297
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,153
Let's take a look
at the video.
298
00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,176
Whoa!
Well done, soldier!
299
00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:52,376
-Oh, my god.
-Look at that.
300
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,126
Whoa. I need to
see that again.
301
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,366
That's incredibly dramatic.
302
00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:01,200
♪♪
303
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:03,133
And entirely unexpected.
304
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,416
Vodka wins again.
305
00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:07,380
So congratulations,
drunk Tracy from Chicago.
306
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:11,196
Your hack for refreshing
a wilted flower gets our...
307
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:14,333
Both:
Hack seal of approval!
308
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:20,476
♪♪
309
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:27,146
♪♪
310
00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:33,303
♪♪
311
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,233
Okay, I'm repainting my kitchen,
312
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,266
and my roller
can't reach the ceiling.
313
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,270
Now I've got to stare at that
old color I hate so much.
314
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,480
Now what?
315
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:43,376
Kevin: Just unscrew
a handle from your mop
316
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,226
and attach it
to your paint roller.
317
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,046
Now you should have
all the height you need
318
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,033
to get the job done.
319
00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:51,216
Great.
My kitchen looks fresh to death.
320
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:54,170
But I've got paint splatters
on the floor and the mop.
321
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,480
A-whoops! Now what?
322
00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:59,996
Kevin: Massage a little olive
oil into those paint spots.
323
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:04,003
Wait a few minutes...And be
ready to wipe away in no time.
324
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,323
But now I'm noticing that
I have three half-used bottles
325
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,170
of olive oil
sitting in my kitchen.
326
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,150
I want to consolidate them
into one bottle,
327
00:13:10,183 --> 00:13:13,023
but I always make a mess
when I do that. Now what?
328
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:15,380
Kevin: Easy! Turn a screwdriver
into a makeshift funnel
329
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,276
by placing the screwdriver
into the receiving bottle
330
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:21,226
and pouring the additional
oil along the screwdriver.
331
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:24,076
But I also have a bunch
of loose screws to tighten around my house,
332
00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:26,376
and now my screwdriver's
all slippery. Now what?
333
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,466
Kevin: You can use the end
of your phone charger
334
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,170
to screw those screws in.
335
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,220
It'll fit any large screw.
336
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:36,030
Just place it in the screw
and turn.
337
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,276
[ Ding! ]
338
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,046
-Thanks!
-I do what I can.
339
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,303
Kevin: Coming up...
Whoa!
340
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,403
...we're hacking your
house-cleaning routine
341
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:45,053
with a leaf blower.
342
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,223
Now that's the
neighbor's problem.
343
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,380
And save room for more.
344
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:49,146
Will this simple hack give you
345
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:51,203
a brick pizza oven
in your own home?
346
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:54,073
Find out when
the "hack" comes back.
347
00:13:55,383 --> 00:14:03,423
♪♪
348
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:06,020
Hack, what is going on
with you and Shelly?
349
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,270
I don't know. I keep trying
to impress her with hacks,
350
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,480
and Jett keeps
on hacking me!
351
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,266
I just wish there was a way
that we could show her
352
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,250
how totally uncool he is.
353
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:16,173
[ Ting! ]
Lisa, you're a genius.
354
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,320
Time out.
355
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:21,400
This ought to show Shelly
just how "cool" he is.
356
00:14:23,016 --> 00:14:25,166
[ Audience laugh track ]
357
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,280
♪♪
358
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:32,026
Time in.
359
00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:34,016
Jett, you're such a klutz!
360
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,130
Hey, Jett, I think I might
have a hack for that.
361
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,026
You generously pour salt
on the stain
362
00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,446
to absorb the red whine.
363
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:43,123
Then you let it sit
for five minutes,
364
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,230
and then you douse it with
hot water when you get home.
365
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:48,066
And the sooner you leave...
The better.
366
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,450
Whatever.
Shelly, let's go.
367
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:54,153
Hey, man.
You dropped your ID!
368
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,053
You're 47?!
369
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,153
You told me you were 19!
370
00:14:58,183 --> 00:15:00,283
I said I waslike
371
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,226
well, you can,
like, get lost.
372
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,296
[ Audience laugh track ]
373
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,153
♪♪
374
00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,473
I've never been so happy
to be in high school.
375
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,050
As the hosts of
"hack my life,"
376
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,403
we get suggestions for hacks
from almost everyone we meet.
377
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:18,053
Well, today is extra-special
because this hack
378
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,403
is from my very own
aunt Joanna.
379
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:22,133
Hey! Aunt Joanna!
What does she want to do?
380
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:25,216
Aunt Joanna, instead of using
a traditional vacuum-cleaner
381
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,430
to clean up her home,
uses a leaf blower.
382
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,466
-No, she doesn't.
-Yeah, she does.
383
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,180
No, she does not
use a leaf --
384
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,476
are you calling
aunt Joanna a liar?
385
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,316
Let's test this out.
386
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,000
Both:
This is hack or wack.
387
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,133
Family style.
388
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,226
Hi, auntie j.
It's me, the skeptic.
389
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:40,466
-Hey!
-Nice to meet you.
390
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,180
When did you discover
391
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,466
that you could use a
leaf blower in your house?
392
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:56,153
Yep, the apple don't fall
far from the family tree.
393
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:58,233
I'm going to make a believer
out of Kevin.
394
00:15:58,266 --> 00:16:00,146
Talk to you in a bit.
Love you. Bye-bye.
395
00:16:00,183 --> 00:16:02,253
Aunt j uses a leaf blower
396
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:03,483
on things like dust
and pet hair.
397
00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,396
Joanna: And you blow
everything out the door.
398
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,383
But so you can see
more clearly,
399
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:11,066
Kevin and I each have a
pre-prepared bag of party trash.
400
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,270
-Yeah!
-Let's blow this joint.
401
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,420
You said it. Charge!
402
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,020
[ Blower running ]
403
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,470
Ohh!
404
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,470
Well, now that's
the neighbor's problem.
405
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,380
[ Slow clapping ]
406
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,246
How's it doing with the
crushed bits of cereal,
407
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,473
like, in the carpet
and stuff?
408
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,230
Well, I think I can
get in there. I mean...
409
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:30,046
Yeah, let's see if that --
'cause that looks like
410
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,223
a stuck-in-there
mess, Brooke.
411
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,470
Nothing's going to
get that out!
412
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,400
[ Blower running ]
413
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:40,033
Wow! Beautiful.
Mwah!
414
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,146
[ Blower running ]
415
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:48,233
♪♪
416
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,026
[ Blower stops ]
417
00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:52,326
-Bye!
-Bye, trash.
418
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:54,396
That was satisfying as hell,
419
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,483
and I have never
been more wrong.
420
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,296
-This room is clean!
-Wow.
421
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,323
We cleaned up
an entirequinceañera
422
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,450
in about
three and a half seconds.
423
00:17:02,483 --> 00:17:04,423
I'm blown away.
424
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:07,080
This thing's a hack!
425
00:17:07,116 --> 00:17:09,246
Ugh! I know we didn't
establish this rule
426
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:12,253
prior to trying out the hack,
but since you were wrong,
427
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:15,183
I need someone to
sweep up the backyard.
428
00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:17,296
-You got it.
-Neighbor's yard.
429
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,283
[ Blower running ]
430
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:22,196
Brooke: This is Bob.
431
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:25,123
He may not look like much,
but back in the day,
432
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:30,030
Bob had some big dumb dreams,
which didn't quite work out.
433
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,316
Now Bob's a broke ass,
434
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,270
and he needs every hack
in the book to survive.
435
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:39,030
This is broke ass Bob's
guide to a cruise.
436
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,176
Congrats on landing
that entry-level job.
437
00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:44,046
How's working life?
-I could use a vacation.
438
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,303
It's cruise time, baby.
439
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,103
Brooke: What?
440
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,073
You're going on a cruise
with only 200 bucks in the bank?
441
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,380
Uh, I won it at work.
442
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:55,076
443
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,226
-Easy, Charlie sheen.
-Who's that?
444
00:17:57,266 --> 00:18:01,026
Brooke: Never mind.
Congrats on winning the raffle.
445
00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:04,296
Looks like you made it, Bob,
but you're not looking so hot.
446
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,323
I forgot
that I get sea sick.
447
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,270
Well, I'm sure
you'd be too cheap
448
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,170
to buy anti-nausea
medicine anyway.
449
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,046
Well, go ahead and grab
a green apple
450
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,383
from that free fruit basket.
451
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,126
The fiber will help
ease your nausea.
452
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,473
Now I can get back to
living my best life! Ha!
453
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,300
Housekeeping!
454
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,323
Wow. Who knew you had
so many swimsuits?
455
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,250
This pair's from high school.
Still fits.
456
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,003
[ Sea birds crying ]
457
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,123
Right. But where are you
going to dry all those?
458
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,200
Your room looks
pretty tight.
459
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,353
Bob makes his own drying racks
460
00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:45,273
by blowing up balloons
to drape the suits on.
461
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,020
And it looks festive!
[ Fingers snap ]
462
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,420
Brooke: Yeah,
that's one word for it.
463
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,330
♪♪
464
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:53,196
Didn't realize
you had company, Bob!
465
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,423
I didn't win
a private room.
466
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,450
Since Bob can't afford
to upgrade to a private room,
467
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:01,273
he hacks some privacy
using a shower curtain.
468
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,000
A few magnetic ceiling hooks
469
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,403
transform it
into a room divider.
470
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:07,273
That's much more relaxing.
471
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,420
Brooke: Sweet dreams.
472
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:10,150
[ Alarm clock blaring ]
473
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,133
[ Gasps ] What's wrong?!
Is the ship on fire?!
474
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,246
Brooke: No, Bob.
It's your alarm clock.
475
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,223
You mean
I'm not on vacation?
476
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,400
Vacation? [ Laughs ]
You were dreaming.
477
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:20,273
But the good news is,
478
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,330
even though it was a dream,
you spent less than 7 bucks.
479
00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:25,166
And the bad news?
480
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,350
The bad news is
that was your 15th snooze.
481
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,023
You're late for work.
482
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,100
What?!
Thanks a lot!
483
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,253
Have I ever told you
how unhelpful you are?!
484
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:36,003
Buongiorno!
485
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,483
Brooke: Can you hack
a professional pizza oven
486
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:40,166
in your own home
for under 20 bucks?
487
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,330
-I like it.
-Hmm.
488
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:43,216
Brooke:
Find out when we come back.
489
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,270
♪♪
490
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,120
Strike a pose. It's time to
work through another pop quiz.
491
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,150
Nice.
492
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:57,253
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
493
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,233
♪♪
494
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:04,126
Fashionable wool sweater
making your skin crawl?
495
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,396
How can I look so good
but feel so bad?
496
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:09,083
How am I supposed to
get a good pic
497
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:11,416
if I'm clawing at myself
in every shot?
498
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:14,270
My followers need
to see my ootd.
499
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,180
-Your...what?
-My outfit of the day.
500
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,226
Sorry. Sometimes,
I just have to abbreve
501
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:22,016
because things move so fast
in the digital age.
502
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,420
Well, then,
start live-tweeting
503
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:26,050
because it's time
for a pop quiz.
504
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,303
[ Fanfare plays ]
505
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,303
-Wow! Chic sign.
-Thank you.
506
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,483
To stop your sweater
from itching, should you...
507
00:20:33,016 --> 00:20:35,026
A, give it
a conditioner bath...
508
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,346
B, brush it...
509
00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:38,483
Or, c, submerge it
in soda water?
510
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:41,416
The bubbles will help
tame the wool fibers.
511
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:45,080
Well, obviously, it's "a."
Give it a conditioner bath.
512
00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:47,276
Babe.
513
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:49,446
Go wash this.
514
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:52,053
The conditioner softens
the natural fibers
515
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,233
and prevents the shorter ones
from sticking out
516
00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:55,376
and pricking you.
517
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:57,396
Whoa! How did you
know all that?
518
00:20:57,433 --> 00:21:01,023
I'm a fashion maven.
I, like, know all.
519
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,380
Why did you even
need me to come here?
520
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,116
Your bubble's cute.
521
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,450
[ Chuckles ] Well.
522
00:21:06,483 --> 00:21:09,453
Looks like this was one
itch you can...Hack.
523
00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:13,023
Wow. That was
a pretty good pun.
524
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,430
Do you want to write
for my fashion blog?
525
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:17,346
[ Scoffs ] Blog? Come on.
I'm on a TV show.
526
00:21:17,383 --> 00:21:19,323
I make $10,000 a post.
527
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:22,150
Holy [bleep].
Oh, my god.
528
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,173
I got to go rethink
some of my life choices.
529
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,420
'Kay, bye.
530
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,170
Buongiorno!
531
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,400
Today, I'm taking over
a restaurant
532
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,073
to serve patrons free lunch,
533
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,420
and there's only
one item on the menu --
534
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:34,020
authentic brick-oven pizza.
535
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:36,250
Only problem is that this place
does not have a brick oven.
536
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,103
But not to worry!
I'm gonna try to hack
537
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:41,033
their regular, old oven
into a hacked brick oven,
538
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:45,126
and we're gonna see if they...
Can spot the hack.
539
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,196
The key to a brick oven
are the bricks themselves.
540
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:50,003
They actually absorb the heat
and then radiate it back,
541
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:52,033
so it cooks evenly
and super-fast.
542
00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:54,116
So, to hack our
homemade brick oven,
543
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:56,170
we're gonna line the inside
of a regular oven
544
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,450
with some terracotta tiles.
545
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,083
We start by lining the bottom.
546
00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:03,076
You can get these
at any hardware store.
547
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:05,096
These are about $3 a pop.
548
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,333
All right. That's good.
549
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,176
So, now you want
to preheat the oven
550
00:22:08,216 --> 00:22:09,326
as high as it will go,
551
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:11,076
and once it reaches
that temperature,
552
00:22:11,116 --> 00:22:12,326
we need the tiles
to heat up, as well,
553
00:22:12,366 --> 00:22:14,346
so you have to wait
an additional 45 minutes.
554
00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:17,453
But I'm impatient, and this
is a half-hour show, so...
555
00:22:17,483 --> 00:22:20,173
I already got one pre-heated.
556
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,080
These tiles are ready
for some 'za.
557
00:22:23,116 --> 00:22:25,176
Hey, just like
mama used to make.
558
00:22:25,216 --> 00:22:27,416
[ Twinkle! ]
559
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,230
Whoo-hoo! I got to tell you.
560
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,316
That looks good,
and it smells delicious,
561
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,370
but this test
is all about the taste.
562
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,380
So we're gonna test it
against a pizza
563
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,266
from a brick-oven pizzeria.
564
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,230
The ingredients
are exactly the same,
565
00:22:39,266 --> 00:22:42,216
so the only difference between
these pizzas is the oven.
566
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,480
It's officially time to see
if people can spot the hack.
567
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,096
All right, friends. Here's
how this is gonna go down.
568
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,203
You have two slices of pizza
in front of you.
569
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:52,403
One was cooked in a real,
genuine brick oven.
570
00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:54,323
The other was cooked in an oven
571
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:57,070
that I hacked
using terracotta tile.
572
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,480
I'm told it's
completely nontoxic.
573
00:22:59,016 --> 00:23:00,396
Your job is to see
if you can spot
574
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,423
which pizza was cooked
in the hacked oven.
575
00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:04,120
Sound good?
576
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,350
Well, then...
Mangia!
577
00:23:06,383 --> 00:23:08,123
♪♪
578
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:11,220
-It's pretty good.
-Mmm!
579
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:15,170
Okay. I like it.
Mm-hmm.
580
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,250
This actually tastes
pretty good.
581
00:23:17,283 --> 00:23:19,203
-This is great.
-Let me try the blue.
582
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,473
It's a jaw workout --
the blue one.
583
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,200
Man: You think
it's very bland?
584
00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:23,473
Very bland compared
to the yellow.
585
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,280
A little chewy
on the -- the blue.
586
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,466
-The blue one? Yeah.
-Right?
587
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,270
-Hmm.
-But the blue's still good.
588
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,070
See a little more charred
in the crush.
589
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:33,100
-Mm-hmm.
-How's the mouth feel?
590
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:35,083
-The mouth is happy.
-[ Laughs ]
591
00:23:35,116 --> 00:23:37,326
All right, friends, you've had
a chance to dine and deliberate,
592
00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:39,216
but now it's time
for the moment of truth.
593
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,000
Can you spot the hack?
594
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:43,103
On the count of three,
I want you to lift the plate
595
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:46,383
that you believe
contains the hack pizza.
596
00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:49,326
Three, two, one.
597
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,416
We'll rise like the dough
in the oven.
598
00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:54,430
And I see a single yellow plate
amongst a sea of blue.
599
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,076
All right. Plates down,
everyone. Thank you.
600
00:23:57,116 --> 00:24:00,346
Eight of you believe that the
blue plate was our hacked pizza.
601
00:24:00,383 --> 00:24:03,133
How do you feel being the one
yellow plate in a sea of blue?
602
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,116
I don't know. I'm just
going with instinct.
603
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:06,470
All right, friends,
I can tell you now
604
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,020
that the hacked slice of pizza
was in fact resting on...
605
00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,280
...the blue plate.
606
00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:17,016
Congratulations to the
overwhelming majority of you.
607
00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:21,170
You got it right, and you are
now celebrating our failure.
608
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,120
I guess we learned
that terracotta tiles
609
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:25,300
are a waste of time and energy,
so thank you for trying.
610
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:29,003
I'm gonna go sulk in the shadows
now. Thanks, everyone.
611
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:30,373
[ Laughter ]
612
00:24:30,423 --> 00:24:34,973
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